Disclaimer: The Font Club Constitution is very similar to the United Sates Constitution (as it is basically a revised version).

1. Supreme Font Leaders shall make no law respecting an establishment of anything non-font inclusive, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the font people, including the fan club, peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Font Government for a redress of grievances.

2. A well regulated Font Security, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear font-stickers, t-shirts, etc and other font-club-related merchandise outside of Font Club Meetings and Font Club Fan Club Meetings, shall not be infringed.

3. No non-font club or fan club members shall, in time of peace be quartered in any meeting, without the consent of an official, nor in time of need, but in a manner to be prescribed by font law.

4. The right of the people to be secure in their persons, backpacks, lunchboxes, etc. against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or suspicious things to be seized.

5. No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of the Font Supreme Court, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Font Security, when in actual service in time of War or font danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offence to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of Arial, Lobster, Times New Roman, Wingdings, or even Permanent Marker, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation.

6. In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the Font State and district wherein the crime shall have been committed, which district shall have been previously ascertained by font law, and to be informed of the nature and cause of the accusation; to be confronted with the witnesses against him; to have compulsory process for obtaining witnesses in his favor, and to have the Assistance of Counsel for his defence.

7. In Suits at common law, where the value in controversy shall exceed twenty dollars, the right of trial by jury shall be preserved, and no fact tried by a jury, shall be otherwise re-examined in any Court of the Font Supremes, than according to the rules of the common law.

8. Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted.

9. The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people.

10. The powers not delegated to the Font Club by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the Fonts, are reserved to the Fonts respectively, or to the people.

11. The Judicial power of the Font Club shall not be construed to extend to any suit in law or equity, commenced or prosecuted against one on the Font Club by Citizens of another Club, or by Citizens or Subjects of any Foreign Club.

12. The Electors shall meet in their respective areas and vote by online or in-person ballot for President, Prezident, Preszident, Prezsident, and Vice President, Vice Prezident, Vice Preszident, Vice Prezsident one of whom, at least, shall not be an inhabitant of the same state with themselves; they shall name in their ballots the person voted for as President, Prezident, Preszident, and Prezsident, and in distinct ballots the person voted for as Vice President, Vice Prezident, Vice Preszident, and Vice Prezsident, and they shall make distinct lists of all persons voted for as President, Prezident, Preszident, and Prezsident, and of all persons voted for as Vice President, Vice Prezident, Vice Preszident, and Vice Prezsident, and of the number of votes for each, which lists they shall sign and certify, and transmit sealed to the seat of the government of the Font Club, directed to the President, Prezident, Preszident, and Prezsident, of the Senate;—The Leader of the Senate shall, in the presence of the Senate and House of Representatives, open all the certificates and the votes shall then be counted;—The person having the greatest Number of votes for President, Prezident, Preszident, and Prezsident, shall be the President, Prezident, Preszident, or Prezsident, if such number be a majority of the whole number of votes appointed; and if no person have such majority, then from the persons having the highest numbers not exceeding three on the list of those voted for as President, Prezident, Preszident, or Prezsident, the Dictator of Dictators shall choose immediately, by ballot, the President, Prezident, Preszident, and Prezsident. But in choosing the President, Prezident, Preszident, and Prezsident, the votes shall be taken by font people, the representation from each candidate having one vote; a quorum for this purpose shall consist of a member or members from two-thirds of the states, and a majority of all the states shall be necessary to a choice. And if the House of Representatives shall not choose a Pres-z-sz-zs-ident whenever the right of choice shall devolve upon them, before the fourth day of March next following, then the Vice-Pres-z-sz-zs-ident shall act as Pres-z-sz-zs-ident, as in the case of the death or other constitutional disability of the Pres-z-sz-zs-ident—The person having the greatest number of votes as Vice-Pres-z-sz-zs-ident, shall be the Vice-Pres-z-sz-zs-ident, if such number be a majority then the Dictator of Dictators shall decide, and if said person have a majority, then from the two highest numbers on the list, the Supreme Court shall choose the Vice-Pres-z-sz-zs-ident; a quorum for the purpose shall consist of two-thirds of the whole number of font club members, and a majority of the whole number shall be necessary to a choice. But no person constitutionally ineligible to the office of Pres-z-sz-zs-ident shall be eligible to that of VicePres-z-sz-zs-ident of the Font Club.

13. SECTION 1. Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for suspicious pro-Comic Sans crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the Font Club, or any place subject to their jurisdiction.

SECTION 2. The Supreme Court shall have power to enforce this article by appropriate legislation.

14. SECTION. 1. All persons who have been in or recently joined the Font Club or Font Club Fan Club and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are valid members of the Font Club and of the Font Government Position wherein they reside. No member shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of other members of the Font Club; nor shall any Font Official deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws.

SECTION. 2. Representatives shall be apportioned among the several positions according to their respective numbers, counting the whole number of persons in each branch, excluding fan club members not taxed. But when the right to vote at any election for the choice of electors for Pres-z-sz-zs-ident and Vice Pres-z-sz-zs-ident of the Font Club, Representatives in the Supreme Court, the Executive and Judicial Directors, Event Planners, and other leaders of a branch, or the members of the Legislature thereof, is able to deny any voter with a legitimate reason, and taken to the Supreme Court. The voter, being any years of age below the limit of the natural human lifespan, and members of the Font Club, or in any way abridged, except for participation in rebellion, or other crime, the basis of representation therein shall be reduced in the proportion which the number of such citizens shall bear to the whole number of citizens any years of age, with the limit of the natural human lifespan, in such State.

SECTION. 3. No persons shall be a Representative in any branch, or elector of Pres-z-sz-zs-ident and Vice Pres-z-sz-zs-ident, or hold any office, civil or military, under the Font Club, or under any State, who, having previously taken an oath, as a member of any branch, or as an officer of the Font Club or the Font Club Fan Club, or as a member of any legislature, or as an executive or judicial officer of any State, to support the Constitution of the Font Club, shall have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same, or given aid or comfort to the enemies, such as Comic Sans or other dangerous fonts, thereof. But the Supreme Court may by a vote of two-thirds of each branch, remove such disability.

SECTION. 4. The validity of the public debt of the Font Club, authorized by law, including debts incurred for payment of pensions and bounties for services in suppressing insurrection or rebellion, shall not be questioned. But neither the Font Club, nor any of its branches, shall assume or pay any debt or obligation incurred in aid of insurrection or rebellion against the United States, or any claim for the loss or emancipation of any watchlist victim; but all such debts, obligations and claims shall be held illegal and void.

15. SECTION. 1. The right of citizens of the Font Club to vote shall not be denied or abridged by the Font Club or by any branch on account of race, color, or previous affiliations with fonts unrecognized by the club.

SECTION. 2. The Supreme Court shall have power to enforce this article by appropriate legislation.

16. The Dictators shall not have power to lay and collect taxes on incomes, from whatever source derived, without apportionment among the several branches, and without regard to any census or enumeration.

17. The Pres-z-sz-zs-dental Branch of the Font Club shall be composed of four Pre(s-z-sz-zs)idents from any background, elected by the people thereof, for one year; and each President shall have the ability to vote. The voters in each area of the Font Club shall have the qualifications requisite for voters of the most numerous branch of the Font legislatures. When vacancies happen in the representation of any branch in the government, the executive authority of such branch shall issue writs of election to fill such vacancies, with the approval of the Supreme Court: Provided, That the legislature of any branch may empower the executive thereof to make temporary appointments until the people fill the vacancies by election as the legislature may direct, only with approval. This amendment shall not be so construed as to affect the election or term of any official chosen before it becomes valid as part of the Constitution.

18. SECTION. 1. After one year from the ratification of this article the manufacture, sale, or transportation of intoxicating merch within, the importation thereof into, or the exportation thereof from the Font Club and all territory subject to the jurisdiction thereof for other purposes is hereby prohibited.

SEC. 2. The Dictators and the several other branch leaders shall have concurrent power to enforce this article by appropriate legislation.

SEC. 3. This article shall be inoperative unless it shall have been ratified as an amendment to the Constitution by the legislatures of the several branches, as provided in the Constitution, within a year from the date of the submission hereof to the Branches by the Dictators.

19. The right of citizens of the Font Club to vote or join the club shall not be denied or abridged by the Club or by any Club Official on account of self-orientation, excluding suspicious or dangerous font usage, which is unexceptable. No one shall have power to change this article by appropriate legislation.

20. SECTION. 1. The terms of the Pres-z-sz-zs-ident and Vice Pres-z-sz-zs-ident shall end at 3:15 on the Monday before election day, and the terms of Representatives at noon on the 20th day of October, of the years in which such terms would have ended if this article had not been ratified; and the terms of their successors shall then begin.

SEC. 2. The Font Club members shall assemble once in every year, and such meeting shall take place before the 8th day of November (election day), unless they shall by law appoint a different day.

SEC. 3. If, at the time fixed for the beginning of the term of the Pres-z-sz-zs-ident, the Pres-z-sz-zs-ident elect shall have fallen victim to tragedy or impeachment or both, the Vice Pres-z-sz-zs-ident elect shall become Pres-z-sz-zsident. If a Pres-z-sz-zs-ident shall not have been chosen before the time fixed for the beginning of his term, or if the Pres-z-sz-zs-ident elect shall have failed to qualify, then the Vice Pres-z-sz-zs-ident elect shall act as Pres-z-sz-zs-ident until a Pres-z-sz-zs-ident shall have qualified; and the Court may by law provide for the case wherein neither a Pres-z-sz-zs-ident elect nor a Vice Pres-z-sz-zs-ident elect shall have qualified, declaring who shall then act as Pres-z-sz-zs-ident, or the manner in which one who is to act shall be selected, and such person shall act accordingly until a Pres-z-sz-zs-ident or Vice Pres-z-sz-zs-ident shall have qualified.

SEC. 4. The Court may by law provide for the case of tragedy, impeachment, or both, of any of the persons including a new Pres-z-sz-zs-ident whenever the right of choice shall have devolved upon them, and for the case of tragedy, impeachment, or both of any Vice Pres-z-sz-zs-ident whenever the right of choice shall have devolved upon them.

SEC. 5. The Sections above shall take effect by the following month.

SEC. 6. This article shall be inoperative unless it shall have been ratified as an amendment to the Constitution by the legislatures of three-fourths of the several branch officials by the election following this submission.

21. SECTION. 1. The eighteenth article of amendment to the Constitution of the Font Club can be repealed.

SEC. 2. The transportation or importation into any part of the McNary High School, McNary Territory, or possession of the Font Club for delivery or use therein of intoxicating merchandise, in violation of the laws thereof, is hereby allowed, but can have restrictions or information added by the Court.

SEC. 3. This article shall be inoperative unless it shall have been ratified as an amendment to the Constitution by conventions in the several branches, as provided in the Constitution, within one month from the date of the submission hereof to the Branches by the Congress.

22. SECTION. 1. All persons may be elected to the office of the Pres-z-sz-zs-ident more than once, and all persons who have held the office of Pres-z-sz-zs-ident, or acted as Pres-z-sz-zs-ident, for more than one full week of a term to which some other person was elected Pres-z-sz-zs-ident shall be elected to the office of the Pres-z-sz-zs-ident more than once. This Article shall apply to any person holding the office of Pres-z-sz-zs-ident, when this Article was proposed by the Court, and shall not prevent any person who may be holding the office of Pres-z-sz-zs-ident, or acting as Pres-z-sz-zs-ident, during the term within which this Article becomes operative from holding the office of Pres-z-sz-zs-ident or acting as Pres-z-sz-zs-ident during the remainder of such term. SEC. 2. This article shall be inoperative unless it shall have been ratified as an amendment to the Constitution by the legislatures of three-fourths of the several Branches within one month from the date of its submission to the Branches by the Congress.

23. SECTION. 1. The District constituting the seat of Government of the Font Club shall appoint in such manner as the Congress may direct: A number of voters of Pres-z-sz-zs-ident and Vice Pres-z-sz-zs-ident equal to the whole number of voters for other Representatives in the Government to which the District would be entitled if it were a State, but in no event more than the least populous State; they shall be in addition to those appointed by the States, but they shall be considered, for the purposes of the election of Pres-z-sz-zs-ident and Vice Pres-z-sz-zs-ident, to be electors appointed by a State; and they shall meet in the District and perform such duties as provided by the twelfth article of amendment.

SEC. 2. The Supreme Court shall have power to enforce this article by appropriate legislation.

24. SECTION. 1. The right of citizens of the McNary High School citizens to vote in any primary or other election for Pres-z-sz-zs-ident or Vice Pres-z-sz-zs-ident, for Judicial Branch representatives, for Event Planners, for Directors, for Security representatives, for Scrapbooking authorities, etc., shall not be denied or abridged by the Font Club or by any single Font Club official by reason of failure to pay any poll tax or other tax.

SECTION. 2. The Supreme Court shall have power to enforce this article by appropriate legislation.

25. SECTION. 1. In case of the removal of the Pres-z-sz-zs-ident from office in case of tragedy, impeachment, or both, the Vice Pres-z-sz-zs-ident shall become Pres-z-sz-zs-ident.

SECTION. 2. Whenever there is a vacancy in the office of the Vice Pres-z-sz-zs-ident, the Pres-z-sz-zs-ident shall nominate a Vice Pres-z-sz-zs-ident who shall take office upon confirmation by a majority vote of the Supreme Court.

SECTION. 3. Whenever the Pres-z-sz-zs-ident transmits to the Pres-z-sz-zs-ident pro tempore of the Club and the Dictator of Dictators has written declaration that he is unable to discharge the powers and duties of his office, and until he transmits to them a written declaration to the contrary, such powers and duties shall be discharged by the Vice Pres-z-sz-zs-ident as Acting Pres-z-sz-zs-ident. This shall be voted upon by the Supreme Court, if decided.

SECTION. 4. Whenever the Vice Pres-z-sz-zs-ident and a majority of either the principal officers of the executive departments or of such other body as the Supreme Court may by law provide, transmit to the Pres-z-sz-zs-ident pro tempore of the Club and the Dictator of Dictators shall compose their written declaration that the Pres-z-sz-zs-ident is unable to discharge the powers and duties of his office, the Vice Pres-z-sz-zs-ident shall immediately assume the powers and duties of the office as Acting Pres-z-sz-zs-ident. Thereafter, when the Pres-z-sz-zs-ident transmits to the Pres-z-sz-zs-ident pro tempore of the Club and the Dictator of Dictators has written declaration that no inability exists, they shall resume the powers and duties of their office unless the Vice Pres-z-sz-zs-ident and a majority of either the principal officers of the executive department or of such other body as the Court may by law provide, transmit within four days to the Pres-z-sz-zs-ident pro tempore of the Club and the Dictator of Dictators their written declaration that the Pres-z-sz-zs-ident is unable to discharge the powers and duties of their office. Thereupon the Court shall decide the issue, assembling within one hundred and sixty-eight hours, for that purpose if not in session. If the Court, within one week, or one meeting, after receipt of the latter written declaration, or, if Court is not in session (during the summer), within one week after the Court is required to assemble, determines by two-thirds vote of the Supreme Court that the Pres-z-sz-zs-ident is unable to discharge the powers and duties of his office, the Vice Pres-z-sz-zs-ident shall continue to discharge the same as Acting Pres-z-sz-zs-ident; otherwise, the Pres-z-sz-zs-ident shall resume the powers and duties of their office.

26. SECTION. 1. The right of citizens of the McNary High School, who are the age of the human lifespan years of age, no older, to vote shall not be denied or abridged by the Font Club or by any State on account of age.

SECTION. 2. The Court shall have power to enforce this article by appropriate legislation.

27. No law varying the compensation for the services of any official of any government branch and representatives of any rip-off font club (such as the font club fan club) shall take effect, until an election of any necessary representatives shall have intervened.

28. (Written: November 18th, 2020; Edited: December 7, 2020) The McNary High School Font Club Monkey Colony shall be a community of official monkey representatives. There shall be one supreme monkey leader and every font club member shall be appointed their own monkey buddy. Until an official Exotic Pet license is obtained, the monkeys shall be made of cloth materials and will only be used alike the movie "Toy Story".

29. (Written: December 15th, 2020) The McNary High School Font Club Spatula Colony shall be a community of Spatula Enthusiasts. Each member is entitled to their own personalized spatula. Spatulas do not need to be provided for by the Font Club, but they do need to be approved.

30. (Written: December 15th, 2020) All Fan Clubs for any branches of the Font Club are allowed and to be controlled by elected-in Font Club officials. Anyone may run for these positions and anyone may be allowed into these clubs unless legally prevented (if stated so by the Supreme Court). These Fan Clubs are for those who would rather not commit to the full colony/club, but members can change their mind at any point, they just need to attend the meetings they would preferably be in.

31. (Written: January 25th, 2021) All font club elected officials with two or more positions shall attend a meeting at least one a month to continue to hold their positions of power. Anyone who continuously misses Font Club meetings shall be given warnings of the consequences of their absence, and if they continue to be absent, then they shall be stripped of all positions of power, but they are still eligible that year for fan clubs and re-election in the future!

32. (Written: November 10th, 2021) To amend the previous amendment, all those running may only voted into one position per branch. All other rules still apply.

Pres-z-zs-szidential

• President-Brooke Proctor

• Vice President-Paul Shuirman

• Prezident-Morgan McClain

• Vice Prezident Tyler Koenig

• Preszident-Kenna Wilke

• Vice Preszident- Nick Le

• Prezsident-Valory Stenlund

• Vice Prezsident-Jesse Proulx

• MHSFC Pres-zident - Benjamin Standley

• MHSFC Vice Pres-zident - Ky Wilke

• MHSFC Prez-sident - Lily Purkey

• MHSFC Vice Prez-sident - Landon Carter-Johnson

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Judicial

• MHSFC Supreme Court - Brooke Proctor, Aiden Wilson, Jordan Danner, Gabriel Englert, Ky Wilke

• MHSFC Vice Supreme Court - Ryan Somerville, Landon Carter-Johnson, Benjamin Standley, Lily Purkey, Marvin

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Security

• MHSFC Securer of the Directors of Security and Securers of Directors - Aiden Wilson

• MHSFC Vice Securer of the Directors of Security and Securers of Directors - Brooke Proctor

• MHSFC Securer(s) of Directors - Ky Wilke

• MHSFC Vice Securer(s) of Directors - (power is split) Aiden Wilson, Donald Duck, Vermont Senator Patrick Leahy

• MHSFC Director of Security - Jordan Danner

• MHSFC Vice Director of Security - Samuel Shuirman

• MHSFC Left Field - Marvin

• MHSFC Option 6 - Paul Shuirman

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Communications

• MHSFC Communicator of the Directors of Communications and Communicators of Directions - Benjamin Standley

• MHSFC Vice Communicator of the Directors of Communications and Communicators of Directions- Marvin

• MHSFC Director of Communications - Jordan Danner

• MHSFC Vice Director of Communications - Ky Wilke

• MHSFC Communicator of Directions - Aiden Wilson

• MHSFC Vice Communicator of Directions - Brooke Proctor

• MHSFC Director of Lunch Exceptions - Morgan McClain

• MHSFC Vice Director of Lunch Exceptions - Paul Shuirman

• MHSFC Human Resources Representative - Adam McClain

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Events

• MHSFC Eventor of the Directors of Event Planning and the Eventors of Direct Planning - Brooke Proctor

• MHSFC Vice Eventor of the Directors of Event Planning and the Eventors of Direct Planning - Marvin

• MHSFC Director of Event Planning - Landon Carter-Johnson

• MHSFC Vice Director of Event Planning - Ky Wilke

• MHSFC Eventor of Direct Planning - Aiden Wilson

• MHSFC Vice Eventor of Direct Planning - Samuel Shuirman

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Fan Club

• MHSFCFC President of Fan Club - Landon Carter-Johnson

• MHSFCFC Vice President of Fan Club- Brooke Proctor

• MHSFCFC Vice Vice President of Fan Club - Jordan Danner

• MHSFCFC Triple Vice President of Fan Club - Benjamin Standley

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Scrapbooking | History

• MHSFC Keizer, OR Historian - Brooke Proctor

• MHSFC Keizer, OR Vice Historian - Landon Carter-Johnson

• MHSFC Scrapbooker That Does Scrapbooking on the West Coast - Lily Purkey

• MHSFC Vice Scrapbooker That Does Scrapbooking on the West Coast - Ryan Somerville

(ALL CRIMINAL CASES WILL BE EVALUATED BY THE FONT CLUB SUPREME COURT, WITHOUT CONFLICT OF INTEREST, AND SHALL BE GIVEN AN APPROPRIATE PUNISHMENT)

Felonies:

-The Usage of Comic Sans

-Aggravated Assault

-Robbery

-Arson

-Obstruction of Justice

-Tax Evasion

-Inclusiveness of Lunch (without the consent of the Director of Except Lunch)

Penalties:

-Impeachment

-Removal from Office

-Shunned

-Banned from the Font Club (temporarily or permanently)

Misdemeanor:

-Blackmail

-Invasion of Privacy

-Possession of Stolen Items

-Unreasonable Searches & Seizures

-Kidnapping

-Abuse of Power in any Font Government Position

-Kazoo playing at inappropriate times, unless it is funny

-Calling the Font Club a "cult"

Penalties:

-Impeachment

-Removal from Office

-Shunned

-Banned from the Font Club (permanently or temporarily)

-Temporary Removal of Power

-Kazoo(s) may be temporarily taken